Serial pranksters are thought to be behind a number of
recent disruptions to Sydney’s media.
The hackers, known only as MEGA HED, have been illegally
broadcasting messages across community TV and radio stations, and are also
suspected of spamming thousands of internet users with hateful emails.
The disruptions have only been minor - with each disturbance
not lasting more than a few seconds - but have been enough to irk some. Campbelltown
resident Mr Beau Gann was watching a local television station last weekend when
the head suddenly appeared on the screen.
“I woz watchin’ Aerobics Oz Style when all of a suddenz the
screen flickers and this bloody ugly head pulls isself out the instructor’s
right tit and starts screaming like a maniac. ‘Mega Hed sez: You’re all slaves
to the Master System!!’ and ‘Mega Hed sez: Mutant Punks must be destroyed!’. I
figured it was them work experience kids they always have at those shitty
stations playing around or sumfink. Little bastards.”
Partygoers in Sydney’s Kings Cross last Friday night also reported
seeing the famous Coke-sign at the start of the red light strip change briefly
to show what appeared to be a giant disembodied head screaming vitriol at
passers by, the words “MEGA HED SEZ BLOW YR LOADZ!!” flashing in angry red
letters at the bottom of the screen. And patrons at a nearby rave claimed that
in between sets a large head would appear on the video screens telling those in
attendance to masturbate without regard for their fellow man. Police have
dismissed all claims as the rantings of horny drugged up loonies. And while
they have thus far been unable to track down the persons responsible for the
disturbances they are strongly advising people against public acts of
self-gratification, with offenders to be punished to the full extent of the
law. A bill to put up signs prohibiting the act is to be presented to the NSW
Government tomorrow.
Words: Spewy Chunxx
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